Zacariah

[ NAME ]

• Zacariah

[ AGE ]

• 22

[ BIRTHDAY ]

• 03/01

[ GENDER ]

• male

[ APPEARANCE ]

Uh, do I really need 200 charactes when I'll be approving myself? Hmm that's a tough one... I guess I'll do it though, just for shits and giggles!

• 
  
  Zaccy boy is 5'6, pretty tanned and got long matted and shaggy dark brown hair, that falls half way down his back. A thick bushy beard also covers his face, obscuring his mouth and cheeks, and making it difficult to see the dirty face underneath. Clothing wise, Zac really doesn't wear any. The tattered remnants of his clothes from 7 years ago still remain on him in a few miscellaneous scraps, but for the most part he's given up on clothing after 7 years roaming the wilderness.  The only remnant of his past are two gym badges braided into his hair, though they're tarnished and difficult to see in his wild mass of hair. Oh, and Zac is super ripped now, because jungle crazy people always somehow get really muscular, even though they're living in an environment where they probably wouldn't get proper nutrition. What would be proper nutrition in the wilderness of a Pok?mon world anyway? Has Zac been hunting and eating Pok?mon? Man, that's fucked up. Oh man, he's turned into my weird joke character that didn't get a starter and just fought Pok?mon hand to hand! Hopefully he doesn't die to an ekans like that guy did.

[ PERSONALITY TRAITS ]

• Zac is incredibly enthusiastic about everything he does! Life isn't worth living if you aren't having fun, so he always tries his best in all scenarios, even if it's detrimental to himself or others.
  
• Zac has a keen imagination. When Zac sees a Pok?mon, they don't always appear to him the way they appear to others. He'll imagine them talking back to him, or having certain traits or roles on his team they really shouldn't have. That keen imagination also means he usually doesn't take battles too seriously, since the fantasy version of the Pok?mon battle is usually a lot more interesting to him then the real thing.
  
• Zac is way too friendly. Unless you're an evil admin, using her op charizard to steal his beloved junkfood (whoops that's cheyenne not aethra), Zac doesn't really get mad at other people. He's usually pretty live and let live, and more interesting in try to see cool shit happen. 
  
• Zac likes to start sentences with Zac. It's a real problem you may have noticed in all these personality traits! Zac also likes saying his own name, because in a totally not 4th wall breaking meta way, he hasn't used the name since he was last in the Aethra region, so Zac likes to hear it an indulge in all the ancient memories.

[ GOALS ]

• Well, I'm the only person left alive in the entire region, so I guess my goal is to finally make it to the end of the Pok?mon league! Shouldn't be too hard with no one left alive, but who knows I guess.

[ LIKES ]

• Himself
  
• Ari
  
• Planes
  
• Chocolate
  
• Aviator hats

[ DISLIKES ]

• Ari
  
• Serious people
  
• Looking at zoomed in Pok?mon sprites
  
• vegetables
  
• reality

[ HISTORY ]

Oh god, you think I remember Zac's original backstory? Hell no. It's time for a new take on our favourite super pilot!

• 
  
  So, once upon a time there was a boy named Zacariah. He lived with a nice family in a nice house in a nice town, in a nice region, with nice weather. Everything was really, really, nice.... AND BORING. Zac hated that shit and how everything went perfectly fine, and nothing interesting ever happened! The other kids never wanted to be Pok?mon trainers or run around pretending to be planes with him, and it really upset him. So one day Zac made a plan, a cunning and genius plan, one that would alter his life forever! He ran away.
  
  Knowing nothing about the world outside his town (since he never paid attention in school) Zac kind of just picked a direction and ran as much as he could, as far as he could... but since he was running down the road, it wasn't long before his parents just drove down the road, found him and took him home. Thus began the prison hell saga arc, with Zac locked away in his bedroom, grounded for eternity. Since it was a nice town though, grounding was nice too, and so his parents didn't get upset when he knocked on his door and asked to be let out, and when he declared he was running away again his parents just smiled and nodded and asked he be home by dinner.
  
  SO THUNDER FLASHED AND THE EARTH SHOOK AS ZAC BOLTED FROM HIS HOUSE AGAIN. This time though, our cunning hero realised that just running down the road wouldn't be good enough.... he had to fly. So, Zac spread his arms and began making engine noises. VROOOOOM! VROM VROM! Swoosh! As he flew in his mind, he was able to abandon the roadways and run off into the woods, quickly wandering off course, out of town, and out of reach of his parents. Did Zac run all the way to the Aethra region? Nah he took a bus. The woods he ran into weren't actually that big, and other the other side was a bus station. The bus driver to aethra was a drunkard named Spirit who didn't even care when Zac hopped a ride on the bus, since Zac just showed Spirit some dirty water Pok?mon pictures and she was all about that life.
  
  Arriving in Aethra Zac resumed his flight stance, running his way to the Ranger HQ. After all, why would you get a predetermined and reliable starter, when you could get something totally random, and possibly shitty, instead? From there Zac got a Slakoth, which turned into his Aviators cap...and oh shit that was Cheyenne region too. UHHH ZAC GOT Pok?mon. ZAC DID STUFF, GOT TWO BADGES AND YEAH.
  
  Fast forward to whenever the fuck he left the region and Zac left! He left his Pok?mon behind, left his friends (lol he had none) behind, and journeyed off into the wilderness, seemingly for no reason at all. There he was adopted by a pair of gay Oranguru, who totally didn't exist at the time, so how they got there were a time paradox, but let's not think about that. The Oranguru you see knew about an ancient prophecy, stating that the Aethra region would fall, and only the Chosen One could restore it to it's former glory.
  
  Obviously Zac wasn't the chosen one, since he kind of aided in destroying the region in the first place, but practice makes perfect, so the Oranguru decided they'd train Zac, as a test run for when the real Chosen One eventually appeared. When the Chosen One arrived however, a feral Zac ripped his throat out with his teeth, and the dismayed Oranguru fled the area, leaving Zac to roam aimlessly, until today, where he's returned to the now desolate and abandoned Aethra region.

[ QUIRKS ]

Fuck, I mixed Quirks and traits! Why didn't I read through this app before making this? Fuck it, I'm just going to ignore this part! As the sole person on the site, I have that power. MUWHAHAHAHAHA

• Quirks about the trainer: Minimum of three things specific to the trainer you chose. Why are they interesting...
  
  
• quirk two
  
  
• quirk three

[ CATCH PHRASE ]

• GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[ PRESTARTER ]

Whoa, I don't remember pre-starters being a thing at all! That honestly seems kind of busted.

• Johnny the chia pet; it looks like a cyndaquil.